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Geoff Koenig
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 4
My expectaions were subverted in the best way
Format: Paperback
I really enjoyed this, and the twist villain (no spoilers) actually Surprised me. The art is great and I'm hooked. Can't wait for the next volume
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M. L. Asselin
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
A Bold, Edgier Take on the Man of Steel
Format: Paperback
“Absolute Superman” reimagines the Man of Steel in a darker alternate universe where Earth is dominated by the Lazarus Corporation and enforced by the Peacemakers, an organization that bears an unsettling resemblance to modern immigration authorities. In this version, Kal-El arrives from Krypton not as an infant, but as a young man accompanied by an AI companion. After a brief stay with the Kents, he is reported as an illegal alien and becomes a fugitive, hunted by the Peacemakers. Adding an intriguing twist, Lois Lane is among those pursuing him. This is a grittier, more morally complex Superman than the hopeful, sunny figure many readers may expect, but the reinterpretation is compelling. The collected volume, “The Last Dust of Krypton,” gathers the first five issues of the series and features striking artwork by Rafa Sandoval and others. Jason Aaron’s storytelling is thoughtful and engaging, making this a strong entry point into a bold reimagining of the character.
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Gavin W Sefsick
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product, no damage
Format: Paperback
Product came in great condition. I was very happy with it.
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Maya Yoakum
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Superman
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Fantastic new take on the Man of Hope. Set to reflect the reality of our current world and the and people trying to save it.
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Mr. D
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
LOVE the absolute universe
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If you have heard of DC's Absolute Universe, this is a great starting point. The art, the storytelling, and the new revision is all a blast to read. I highly recommend this and all the others in the absolute series.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2026

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