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If You Find This, I'm Already Dead

Marsoni M251S
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If You Find This, I'm Already DeadFrom the New York Times bestselling creator of Mind MGMT and co writer of BRZRKR with Keanu Reeves comes a multi dimensional cosmic odyssey presented in a pulp magazine sized format! Robin is a big city reporter, embedded with US Marines heading to the hostile pocket universe called Terminus. Ten minutes in, the entire marine squad is wiped out and she has to survive (and report) on her own. Terminus is full of cosmic wondersand sci fi gods that are
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Jennifer Maldonado
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 1
Ouch! I paid WHAT for this?
This "eczema cream" contains alcohol. It says you can use it on your face and body. I applied the cream to my face and it burned my eyes. I then read that the ingredients contain alcohol. It did NOT help with my eczema at all. Everyone's skin is different, but I personally was very disappointed especially at $20 for 2oz. that the product ingredients were not soothing, burned my eyes, and dried out my skin more than it already was.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
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Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Effective and simple
Love this cream !!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Christella Cosmeus
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Koji white
The Koji White Bump & Body Scrub Soap is a total game-changer for body care. It gently exfoliates with a natural, gritty texture that helps reduce bumps and leaves the skin feeling incredibly smooth and refreshed. The scent is light and pleasant—not overpowering—and the apricot-like ingredients leave your skin with a soft glow. It’s especially great for rough areas like the thighs and buttocks. After consistent use, I noticed a visible difference in texture and tone. Plus, the round shape and embossed design make it feel like a luxury spa bar. Highly recommend for anyone looking to smooth and brighten their skin!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2025
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Annette G. Maysonet
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Worth a try
Its a really good item and works well. I will say if you aren't a fan of exfoliation then don't use this as you will feel it rough initially but after your skin will be super soft. It takes a few days to get used to it but once you do you will be hooked. Works great on those bumps you get on your back from sweat or just irritation and helps clear that up quickly as well as helps keep those armpits and thighs nice and bright and avoid it getting dark.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2025
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Samantha
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Great exfoliator but can burn sensitive skin.
I like to use it for my dry patchy skin and works great but not good for sensitive skin. Also, don't let it get on your lady parts ... ouch.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2024

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