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Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

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Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North AmericaNational bestseller and fan favorite! This humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds is a perfect gift for the birder and anti birder alike. For those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and let's face it true. Featuring common North American birds such as the White Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White Breasted
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