Women's Don't Trust the Universe Vneck T-Shirt

Women's Don't Trust the Universe Vneck T-Shirt

Marsoni

M251S

$32.00

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Women's Don't Trust the Universe Vneck T-ShirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in

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My doodle adores this thing and gnaws on it constantly. He has not been able to harm it, which is great. That’s the best part. Things to be aware of: 1. This is mostly molded plastic; it is a bit heavy and very hard. My dog tosses it into the air and if it lands on him, it HURTS. A lot. 2. While it’s sturdy, sharp teeth eventually gnaw pieces and little shavings off the toy. These are microplastics and could be harmful if your dog swallows them.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026

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Tara R Applegate

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 1

Terrible item

My dog has already torn up one of the dogs. Just gave it to her today. I do not recommend this item

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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2026

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