Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025

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brady

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

Good bed

Size: 36" x 36", Color: Beige

Easy to wash and our dog loves it.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026