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Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone

Marsoni M251S
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Here's the Thing, Fuck EveryoneYou come home after a long day: you somehow ground dirt into your white shirt (HOW?), your friend ditched you, and the train held up your commute for 30 minutes AGAIN. Now as you lay down to turn on some murder documentaries some asshole is knocking on your door, pleading with you to use your phone because their car broke down, and you don't see a car in sight. So you leave them knocking, call the police, and turn the murder documentaries up to 11
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Rev.Bubba.Colbaugh
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 4
my aggressive chewer had this in 4 pieces in 5 minutes
my labrador loved this toy so much, too much. it's now in the trash after 8min flat. had it in 4 pieces in 5 minutes. thanks for trying. don't know why i bother. big rope toys last the longest.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2022
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Leo
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Cumple con la expectativa
Excelente producto, bueno para perritos mordedores compulsivos
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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026
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Marge D.
Boise, US
★★★★★ 1
Very cheaply made !!!!!
Not the color as shown and very small. Could not make it squeak!! Not worth the price I was charged !!!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2025
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Ronald Adams
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 3
Okay, but not indestructible!!
Sharky was a favorite but, not in one piece. Dog loved the toy but it didn't last all that long and we are still finding pieces under the couch/bed/etc. -kelly
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2025
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KayDeeBooGee
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Monster Mutt Loves it
One of the Guardians of our home ranch adores her. First thing she grabs after waking in the morning. Lila Mae enjoys the shape as well as texture. Considering it keeps the South African queen happy and content. Compared to the Boers past toys which they easily bored of easily, the fem stays dillegent in her quest to capture Jaws. Thanks for reading. Postscript, my jacks have no interest. They can't destroy it
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Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2024

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