Attempted Murder Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$45.00

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Attempted Murder SweatshirtTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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I purchased two pairs of moxie FP jeans on Amazon both on sale. I love how different they are. The paint splatters are just the right amount in my opinion. I think the barrel leg is just wide enough without being obnoxious. I like an oversized look and these were the right price for me on Amazon. I love the rope waistband on these too

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Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2025

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Kozok

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

can't beat the original...

Size: 26, Color: Truest Blue

Love them. 28 waist, 5' 6" bought size 26 and fit great.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025

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