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Museum Bums

Marsoni M251S
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Museum BumsBased on the eponymous viral Twitter account, Museum Bums, a celebration of classical art, history, and shapely derrires, encourages readers to learn something new while still managing to have a chuckle. What do Hieronymus Bosch, the Roman cult of Antinous, and the peach emoji all have in common? But of course, butts, of course! Divided into six categories of keisters, this humorous history book takes you on a whirlwind tour of the finest rear ends in
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Zoltare
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Solid piece
Size: Yellow
Border Collie loves it. Great for aggressive chewers. Prefers this to the carrot or the pineapple one. Probably better for large dogs than my medium size dog as there is some heft to it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2025
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Green earth!
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 1
Too soft
Size: Blue
Not good for heavy chewing dogs. Gone in 10 minutes!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Corin E.
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 3
Probably indestructible since your dog won't want to play with it.
Size: Yellow
Boring yellow and rubber chew toy with a weird smell. My dog was not impressed.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
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Jordan Akana
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy!
Size: Blue
Great chew toy that dogs love! The toy is hard but also soft for comfortable chewing. The plastic is lightweight and does not leave sticky residue. It is super easy to clean so won’t leave the toy smelling like stinky dog!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2025
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AL
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Truly Chew Proof (so far)
Size: Yellow
My dog loves this corn thing (he is 1 year old and roughly 50 lbs). He has gotten to be an aggressive chewer, but this has been one of the only toys that has kept up after long use (4 months since I bought it) and not been destroyed in minutes. There is a nice squeak to it, and I really have to press hard to get it going, but it is easy for him to do it. It is easy to clean, too, because it is rubber. My only comment is for owner awareness: the description says "good for teeth and keeps them clean". This is false. I believe no dog toy or kibble will "clean" their teeth. You, the owner, just have to keep up with their oral hygiene through brushing. As for the other claims -- the training, weight management, and preventing chewing furniture -- again, use your best judgment. I did not purchase the toy for those claims. But as a durable chew toy, this yellow corn does the job and satisfies the natural instinct to chew. Note: Some of the negative reviews for durability are for the alternative blue rubber bone, which I did not purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2025

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